I don’t remember going to bed last night.
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
charlesleesbutt asked: Once you get this you must answer it with five random facts about yourself. Then send it to your ten favourite followers.
What ok… ; v ;
1. I’m korean
2. I play flute, piano, and ukulele (and am learning violin and guitar)
3. I’m allergic to bananas
4. I accidentally let a opossum into my house earlier
5. I LOVE HUMMUS A LOT.
I’m on my phone so i’ll send this to people tomorrow…
I ACCIDENTALLY LET AN OPOSSUM INTO THE HOUSE AND IT WAS SCARY AS HELL.
I JUST OPENED THE BACK DOOR AND THE LITTLE SHIT DARTED INTO MY KITCHEN.
WHAT THE FUUUUQ MAN OH MY GOD I GOT IT OUT BY SORT OF TAPPING AND SCOOTING IT WITH A SHOE
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
And you immediately gave it back and said something about that being “really gross” and “scientifically impossible.”
Sorry you can’t appreciate a gift.